Jones’ D&D Soda Tastes Like Sweat, Dry-Erase Markers

I’m at a loss, here. On the one hand, Jones making D&D branded soda is a bit silly. It makes no sense, and there’s very little about D&D that sounds, shall we say, delicious? On the other hand, I’m really thirsty, so these look really good…
On another note, Wizards of the Coast was kind enough to send me more flavors that are in the works, and want other people to contribute ideas. Here’s what they have so far:
- Elf Tears
- Goblin Puke
- Orc Blood
- Gnome… um… Sauce…
- Dwarven Beard Flakes
- Dragon… um… Sauce
[Via Wired]




Chuck says:
Before our Pathfinder game last week I stopped by the local Big Lots store. And there on shelf Jones Soda, $2.50 for a 4 pack. Much better price than they are offering for the “official” D&D soda.
As for taste, it was OK.
September 21st, 2009 at 12:34 pm
deadlytoque says:
Smite Evil
Ten-foot Pole
THAC0
September 21st, 2009 at 3:02 pm
kaeosdad says:
@deadlytoque: would you really drink something from a bottle labeled ten foot pole?
September 21st, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Linda says:
So I want to try this, I love the names they gave them come on Elf Tears that’s what all the cool orcs are drinking now and days.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:11 am
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