She Totally Just Did that Dragon – Wait, How?
I’ve always been intrigued by the idea of dragon sex in Dungeons & Dragons. Not two dragons doing it, mind you, but dragons doing the deed with other creatures. It’s never moved beyond that, I’ve never considered purchasing a finely made Bad-Dragon.com product, I’ve just been… curious. Maybe it’s because, despite Wizards of the Coast leaving out everything that has to do with sex (for obvious reasons), the worlds of D&D are filled with half-dragon creatures. Half-orcs, half-elves, and other half-breed usually make sense, since the creatures don’t differ too much in terms of everything, but dragon? It’s strange. It means that many citizens of Ebberon and Faerun simply enjoy having sexual relations with dragons. After some time, I figured it was me and the Bad Dragon crowd that was curious, and no one else.
And then I saw this picture.
A friend of mine picked up a “Dragon a Day” calender for my girlfriend, and she showed me the image above. It’s a woman and a dragon, and it most certainly looks like they just got finished doing the “nasty masty.” A dainty human female boning a red dragon. It could be argued that they didn’t, in fact, get their groove on, but come on, the afterglow is apparent. It’s obvious the two decided to celebrate MLK day in style.
This means there are others interested in figuring out how humanoid/dragon relations work. Anyone out there have any theories that don’t revolve around shape-shifting?
greywulf says:
Dragons have really, /really/ small…..
That’s why they’re so angry all the time.
May 15th, 2010 at 10:52 am
Sean Holland says:
I am a fan of the shape-shifting explanation myself, he just shifted back into a dragon afterward to relax.
May 15th, 2010 at 8:51 pm